How to earn a top 3 position for my town name?

Selected answers from the Dumb SEO Questions G+ community.

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  R.Gopi Krishna: Dear Sir, I live in a place called nanganallur and this is where i was born and my target is capture Nanganallur  ;what i mean is when a person searches for Nanganallur my website must come atleast in top 3 places. The competition is less for this phrase since it is a single tailed keyword i don no how to start my page is dot com/nanganallur/
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  Brent Wildman: Are you also a Nigerian Prince?
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  Jackie Kalyonge:
  this was mean of you but very funny
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  Jim Munro: Hi . :)
  
  Consider other legitimate ways that the keyword "nanganallur" could be used on your site. For example your contact details are defaults:
  
  (124)444-1234
  no-reply@website.com
  Momento Theme
  1080 Financial Street
  
  Using your real address and providing genuine means to reach out and interact with your audience inherits many benefits.
  
  Also consider that you might have gone too far with the mention on "nanganallur" in the body of the page. Try rewriting it as if you were explaining it to a long-lost cousin.
  
  If you want to use "nanganallur" as title, H1, etc, then you should make sure that your page is a useful and complete resource for that term, otherwise your page will be beaten by those that do make the effort.
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  R.Gopi Krishna:  ;what do you mean