Selected answers from the Dumb SEO Questions Facebook & G+ community.
Chris Boggs: the best "tool" for this is to find places that Google cares about (crawls & indexes) and get links there. BTW is this web 2.0s for realz? :p
Ronnie Lawson-Jones: if google isn`t finding your backlinks naturally then they`re pretty bad backlinks
Alan Bleiweiss: For those interested, "Web 2.0" is code for spam. I haven`t ever seen a "Web 2.0" scheme provide any value to people searching for quality, trustworthy information.
Alan Bleiweiss: For context, it`s not uncommon to see "web 2.0" alongside "affiliate links", "money sites", "burn and churn", "build to rent", "PBN", and other "get rich without having a legitimate business" terms.